Much of the British Isles has been covered in snow and ice for the best part of a month. It's brought roads and railways to a standstill, while Heathrow Airport has been described as "a war zone." We've seen nothing like it in living memory, and each day seems to see the sub-zero temperatures reaching record lows.
So it's startling to see this headline in
The Independent newspaper:
"Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past"
Turns out, the piece was written in March 2000, following the latest in a series of especially mild winters.
Sledges, snowmen, snowballs and the excitement of waking up to snow, said the report, "are all a rapidly diminishing part of Britain's culture." One climate change boffin pondered the future: "British children could have only virtual experience of snow. Via the internet, they might wonder at polar scenes - or eventually "feel" virtual cold." Presumably in cyberia.
Another warned that heavy snow would return when we least expected it: "We're really going to get caught out. Snow will probably cause chaos in 20 years time,"
Well, he was just a decade out, but otherwise spot on. Many of us are now wishing we could experience that virtual snow instead of losing all feeling in our extremities.
Still, it is awfully pretty...